2/1/2024 0 Comments Gf inshort dress![]() ![]() It's the season in which bright, blazing leaves show us that there is beauty in frailty. Or maybe it's just because autumn is the most romantic time of year. You may as well just dress me up in Osh Kosh overalls and lift me up so I can reach the branches because I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. Nothing makes a man feel more like an overgrown child than being fifth wheel to his coupled friends at a goddamned apple orchard. Of course, it could be that this seasonal desire to find a girlfriend is less about how women present themselves to the world in the autumn and more about how much _fall activities suck when you're single._Because getting lost in a corn maze by yourself is fun, right? How about haunted houses? The high-pitched scream you let out when that disembodied head on the table suddenly starts talking is just kind of sad without a girl there to tease you about it. We'll need many games of Scrabble over a series of lazy Sundays in order to understand the nuances of each other's love of language." ![]() A be-scarfed and be-blazered woman makes me think, "One game of Scrabble will not be enough with this one. When it's back to school time, women's style of dress has a more academic leaning. Look, everyone - men and women - seems dumb as hell in the summer - drunk on sh*tty beer in the afternoon, wearing flip flops, shirtless or in tube tops, holding a frisbee, and singing the new Pitbull jam at the top of their lungs. Maybe it's because women just look… smarter in the fall.
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